a-spoon-is-born:

me before coffee:

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me after coffee:

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ifyoulaugh:

That’s the spirit

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I’m sorry, what do you look for in a guy?

(Source: brooklynninenined, via spenditwithyou)

necromancer:

necromancer:

necromancer:

I just broke Skyrim by trying to spawn 20,000 cabbages

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they’re just floating here as the game crashes, hailing the start of the apocalypse

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I

AM

CABBAGEBORN

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smitethepatriarchy:

widebooty:

LOL JESUS

100% support torturing geek boy gatekeeper wannabes, A+.

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youngblackandvegan:

kyleehenke:

I cannot be stopped

this is the most important video i’ve ever seen

(via laughing-llama)

weh heh heh ヽ( ´¬`)ノ

(Source: misslucid, via thetownnutcase)

  • me: I'm so cute
  • me 15 mins later: I hate myself

postllimit:

*bob the builder voice* can we fix it? YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS WE CAN BITCH YAAAAAAS

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pussyclestroyer:

sexting like

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