thecouscousqueen:
grrrlfever:
Cosmo sex tip #394: Once your man reaches orgasm, awkwardly embrace him and whisper “well done Draco.”
I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD I SWEAR
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ironfries:
beanbags are great for keeping squirmy geniuses from escaping
if you listen closely you can hear a certain supersoldier going ‘heh heh heh’
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LIFE HACK
asap-tran:
really-shit:
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
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psdo:
ironelk:
Today my art history professor gave some words of wisdom:
Nude is when your clothes are off. Naked is when your clothes are off and you’re up to something
A+
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