(Source: jacaredetoca, via spintz)

  • friend who lives hundreds of miles away: i made food
  • me: can i have some

trillow:

[police officer] “sir are you in possession of any illegal drugs”

“sure thing son whatchu need”

(via thetownnutcase)

deepthroatmom:

this the rawest shit i ever seen in my life

(Source: al-grave, via laughing-llama)

seifukucat:

it’s very important that i am both cute and powerful

(via laughing-llama)

"‎’Slut’ is attacking women for their right to say yes. ‘Friend Zone’ is attacking women for their right to say no."

And “bitch” is attacking women for their right to call you on it.  (via madgay)

(Source: emilys-nostalgia, via doctor-on-a-dino)

traestogem:

Me? a Heterosexual? What kind of ridiculous accusation is this? What is this? What is

(via doctor-on-a-dino)

ralphthemouth:

lady—hulk:

It just keeps…… getting. …. better

(Source: melhoresgifsdomundo, via spintz)

(Source: pinkmanjesse, via spintz)

marked-dean:

Sansa’s incredible mental strength in “The Lion and the Rose”

(a gifset inspired by x)

(via thetownnutcase)

master-of-duct-tape:

shh-sleep-now-he-is-dead:

Captain america 2 footage - Cap Vs. The Winter Solider

Tag your spoilers!

(via thetownnutcase)

"i just need to get my shit together"

me in 2009/2012/this time last year/a minute ago/next year probably (via guy)

(Source: omegaqueer, via thetownnutcase)

outellect:

on a scale from 1 to sansa stark, how much do you regret your childhood crush

(via somethingwithrainandbows)

jellybabiesandjammiedodgers:

thelovelylifeofareader:

thebookishdragon:

booktown:

randomhouse:

seasighing:

Life tip: bring a book with you everywhere you go

Life pro tip: bring two, in case you finish the first one.

Bigger life pro tip: Bring a kobo/kindle with you everywhere so you have an entire library with you at all times. 

Ultimate life pro tip: live in a library and never ever leave. 

Supreme life tip: Become a library

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(via clarabosswald)